If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

When shit gets real you need to talk about it!


If you didn’t have a caffeine addiction before kids, you will most definitely develop one after. I swear to god my daughter is the direct product of my caffeine addiction. It’s as though all the remnants of every caffeinated drink I ever consumed in my lifetime formed a coalition inside by body and hijacked my husbands sperm …

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Baby names. A phenomenon I will never understand. For some reason picking the name of your child is one the most difficult decisions you will need to make in your adult life. It’s the one decision that is completely under your control and (unless you are the artist formerly known as Prince) once it’s chosen there’s no turning back. …

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Work, Kids and Guilt…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


It seems that as much as you believe in the decision you’ve made to maintain your career after having kids, you will never escape the guilt that goes along with that decision. It’s an unnatural feeling for any mother to be separated from her child, and everyone always talks about how important it is to …

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Kids Are Gross, Period.

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


I know, I know. It’s been talked about a thousand times before, kids are gross. But until you live it, you really do not know the struggle. Keeping your kid looking even remotely presentable throughout the course of any day is like trying to defy the laws of gravity. It’s another force of nature that you just can’t stop. …

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  If you were trying out for one of those major talent shows like AGT or American Idol, wouldn’t it scare the shit out of you if you found out the judges were going to be a panel of toddlers? I’m serious…think about this for a minute. They have no filter. There is nothing politically …

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