If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

When shit gets real you need to talk about it!


I decided my blog should have a menstrual cycle and once a month I will write something a little more serious, maybe emotional and possibly full of irrational anger. I’ll keep you guessing which mood I’m in like some good old-fashioned PMS. When you become a parent (especially the first time around) every mistake you …

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Would You Rather…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Let’s play the Would You Rather game. You know, that one where you are given two really crappy scenarios and you are forced to rationalize one horrible choice over the other? Let me put it this way, I would rather get poo’d on by a flock of seagulls after they’ve scavenged the beach than sit …

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Postpartum Shoe Depression/If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

Postpartum Shoe Depression…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


If postpartum shoe depression was a real clinical diagnosis, then I most certainly have it. When I was pregnant my husband bought me a sexy pair of shoes at Christmas time and I was ecstatic. I am a woman so of course I love ridiculously uncomfortable shoes as long as they look good when I wear …

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Your parents would say this to you as a child and you probably rolled your eyes in disbelief. “This is why we can’t have nice things” was the headline of your childhood and you were the poster child. Well wouldn’t you know it, karma really is a bitch. It turns out they were very accurate in this …

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