If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

When shit gets real you need to talk about it!

Shower Hair Loss

I think I am going to start an Etsy shop selling collectibles made entirely out of hair. Specifically, the clumps of hair that have been abandoning my head since the birth of my daughter. There seems to be an endless supply of it, because I am not bald yet. So, all things considered, this could deem very profitable for …

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An Open Letter to the Friends and Family I Hardly Get to See: Hey you…remember me? I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t. I have a hard time remembering who I am and who I used to be most days too. But then I’m quickly reacquainted with myself when I hear my new name for the millionth …

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moms do gross things if traffic had a face i would punch it

Moms Are Gross, Period.

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


No, despite what you are thinking, this isn’t an entire post dedicated to your mom’s disgusting “Aunt Flo”. This is my sequel to Kids Are Gross, Period. You see, there’s a tendency to deflect a lot of the attention away from yourself and onto the gross things your kids do. Have you ever really stopped to …

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In what crazy bizarro world did I think choosing a hobby that involved sitting down to organize my thoughts without interruption would be a good idea? Sitting down? Organization? Who are you? It’s like I don’t even know you anymore. These two words are but a small memory now, no longer in a mom’s vocabulary. I …

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