If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

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Moving Sucks-Real Estate-If Traffic Had a Face I Would Punch It

Bring on the complex bullshit that is the sale and purchase of your second home accompanied by a toddler. No really, this is fun.

I took a two-week break from blogging because I’ve been maxing out my quota of personal time allotted per day due to the decision to sell our home and find a new one. Generally speaking, I love having tons of shit to worry about so operation find second home is in full gear. I thrive in stress breeding situations like most people.

The transaction of selling your house and buying a new one is all good in theory. My specific goal in doing so is to diffuse my desire to punch traffic by cutting down my commute therefore spending less time in it. I realize traffic will never grow a singular face for me to punch, and since I can’t punch everyone in it, moving is the next best option.

Buying your first house is easy. You find a home, make an offer, hope it passes inspection and that’s pretty much it aside from the occasional rare complication. Finding a second home is more complex and there are timing issues. Adding your kid to the mix only sweetens the pot.

It’s only been two weeks since the start of this process and already I have a list. Here are the things that have sucked the most about buying and selling a house (especially with a kid involved).

1) School Systems. Sure you found your dream home but guess what? The school system in that town sucks. Actually, go ahead and cross gazillions of towns off your list because you are basing a life decision on a rating that may not even be accurate by the time your kid is in school. It’s cool though, you can just move a 3rd time when the school that was supposed to be awesome sucks in 10 years.

2) Showings. For the love of god and all that is holy, why does our kid own so many toys? Oh, you want me to make my bed so it looks nice? Well then, another blow dry is sacrificed on the bed’s behalf because there’s only enough time in the morning for one of these tasks. It is next to impossible to keep myself “show worthy” let alone the entire house.

3) Child Care Costs. You’ve worked hard, you are approved for a mortgage that will get you a house in the best town at a fantastic rate. So what does that mean? Absolutely nothing to the responsible adult with a child. Since child care is a mortgage itself, you only want to look at homes one-third of the cost you are actually approved for. Take another huge chunk of houses off your list of prospects.

4) Criminal Offense Registry Websites. Ok, I’m not actually complaining about these websites. I’m just pointing out how much more thought needs to go into your home purchase when a kid is involved.

5) Property Location Hazards (completely fabricated fears that probably will never happen) Houses that are on busy streets, waterfronts, or have creepy basements are all off the list. Drowning, car accidents, and spooky spirit attachments to your kids are not things anyone wants to experience. Better to just cut the risk altogether. Your list just got even smaller.

6) Real Estate Is Like Pregnancy. Just like pregnancy, real estate is a very important, very personal and equally stressful life decision that the general public will have opinions about openly. Whether it is a potential buyer, or your best friend…be prepared for this throughout the process. Although no hormones are involved, it is still an emotional journey.

When you start a house hunt it seems the world is your oyster. You visualize the end result with your happy family in the perfect home. You quickly discover the crop of suitable housing that meets your personal standards is reduced dramatically after having a kid.

Finding a new home is not an easy investment. The decision however, is your own to make and you will find comfort when you know you are making the right one.

8 thoughts on “House Hunting, This Isn’t My First Rodeo…

  1. Sue Parke says:

    Good luck, Erin! It’s a gorgeous house! But get your ass closer to me so we can bitch, blog and booze it up together! Haha 🙂

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    1. right? I’m trying it would be so fun!…boozing and blogging at the same time may be a dangerous mix 😉


  2. sticklebean says:

    Good luck Erin! We are in the process of buying a property in our home country while we are still living in the Middle East! What a nightmare! Thankfully there is light at the end of the tunnel! Enjoy your new home!

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    1. oh my! I feel bad complaining if you aren’t even in the same country as the homes you are trying to buy! How does that even work? Do you have family scout it out for you. THAT must be stressful! 🙂 Good Luck to you, glad there is a light at the end of the tunnel!

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      1. sticklebean says:

        It has been an interesting experience. Luckily we travel back to our home country every 6 months or so, and during our last visit a neighboring property to where our home is came on the market so we managed to get a lot of the paperwork sorted out while we were there but there has still be a lot of off shore correspondence with the banks and lawyers. Thankfully my father in law has power of attorney for my hubby and has been able to help out a lot. Still it is not for the faint hearted at all. Hope you are moving into your new home soon!


  3. Congrats on the move, your house is beautiful. You are right now everything is about your child specially when house hunting. My hubby and I are planning to buy our first home and first thing on our minds is a good neighborhood and school. Another thing on my mind is a big kitchen!

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    1. Thanks! This picture is actually my current house (the one we are selling) I wish we could pick it up and move it to one of the towns we are looking in because there is seriously NOTHING wrong with this house. Perfect in every way 😦 We haven’t sold it yet, it’s only been on “the market” for a week…but big kitchen is on my list for the next house too! 😉


  4. Becs Gardner says:

    Ugh… We are in the same boat; selling a house while “managing” a toddler & a 4 m/o… What am I doing?! Add in a spot of potty training just to make things more difficult. I answered the door to a viewer last wk, the babe had no nappy on (mid change) & I was an unwashed mess… She didn’t put an offer in but fingers (& toes) still crossed!
    Good luck! I feel your pain from across the pond!


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