If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

When shit gets real you need to talk about it!

Moving Sucks-Real Estate-If Traffic Had a Face I Would Punch It

Bring on the complex bullshit that is the sale and purchase of your second home accompanied by a toddler. No really, this is fun. I took a two-week break from blogging because I’ve been maxing out my quota of personal time allotted per day due to the decision to sell our home and find a …

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An Open Letter to the Friends and Family I Hardly Get to See: Hey you…remember me? I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t. I have a hard time remembering who I am and who I used to be most days too. But then I’m quickly reacquainted with myself when I hear my new name for the millionth …

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In what crazy bizarro world did I think choosing a hobby that involved sitting down to organize my thoughts without interruption would be a good idea? Sitting down? Organization? Who are you? It’s like I don’t even know you anymore. These two words are but a small memory now, no longer in a mom’s vocabulary. I …

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Holding Hands-The Drop Off-If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

The Drop Off…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Daycare drop off really puts me through the wringer sometimes. Our mornings go something like this…   The Drop Off We pull into the driveway I unstrap you from your seat I see that once again you took the shoes off of your feet But I don’t mind, now I can spend just a few …

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I decided my blog should have a menstrual cycle and once a month I will write something a little more serious, maybe emotional and possibly full of irrational anger. I’ll keep you guessing which mood I’m in like some good old-fashioned PMS. When you become a parent (especially the first time around) every mistake you …

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