If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

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Work, Kids and Guilt…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


It seems that as much as you believe in the decision you’ve made to maintain your career after having kids, you will never escape the guilt that goes along with that decision. It’s an unnatural feeling for any mother to be separated from her child, and everyone always talks about how important it is to …

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Kids Are Gross, Period.

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


I know, I know. It’s been talked about a thousand times before, kids are gross. But until you live it, you really do not know the struggle. Keeping your kid looking even remotely presentable throughout the course of any day is like trying to defy the laws of gravity. It’s another force of nature that you just can’t stop. …

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  If you were trying out for one of those major talent shows like AGT or American Idol, wouldn’t it scare the shit out of you if you found out the judges were going to be a panel of toddlers? I’m serious…think about this for a minute. They have no filter. There is nothing politically …

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