If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

When shit gets real you need to talk about it!

Co-Sleeping-No Mommy I Will Not Sleep in My Bed-If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

These days I value sleep more than any other past time made available to me. My big dream in life is to simply be able to dream whenever I feel like it. I seldom get to do that. Caffeine only goes so far when it comes to sleep deprivation, so you really need to do whatever it takes …

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Holding Hands-The Drop Off-If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

The Drop Off…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Daycare drop off really puts me through the wringer sometimes. Our mornings go something like this…   The Drop Off We pull into the driveway I unstrap you from your seat I see that once again you took the shoes off of your feet But I don’t mind, now I can spend just a few …

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Unsolicited Advice- If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

It Takes A Village…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Nothing will welcome more unsolicited advice into your life than a child of your own. Even before it is born people around you and complete strangers are compelled to tell you some profound and worldly, never before used tips that they believe will change your life for the better. Have you ever noticed that most of the time …

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Crayon Drawings-If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

Sometimes when we are bored, my daughter and I will draw pictures together. It starts with her scribbles and then I reinterpret them into whatever I believe they look like.  Sometimes what I believe they look like is too inappropriate to translate. These for example… I thought my daughter was developing a boob obsession so …

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I decided my blog should have a menstrual cycle and once a month I will write something a little more serious, maybe emotional and possibly full of irrational anger. I’ll keep you guessing which mood I’m in like some good old-fashioned PMS. When you become a parent (especially the first time around) every mistake you …

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