If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

When shit gets real you need to talk about it!

Co-Sleeping-No Mommy I Will Not Sleep in My Bed-If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

These days I value sleep more than any other past time made available to me. My big dream in life is to simply be able to dream whenever I feel like it. I seldom get to do that. Caffeine only goes so far when it comes to sleep deprivation, so you really need to do whatever it takes …

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Holding Hands-The Drop Off-If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

The Drop Off…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Daycare drop off really puts me through the wringer sometimes. Our mornings go something like this…   The Drop Off We pull into the driveway I unstrap you from your seat I see that once again you took the shoes off of your feet But I don’t mind, now I can spend just a few …

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Anniversary-If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

Cue the sexy music because tonight I’m celebrating my Blogiversary. I decided a month ago that it was a good idea to start writing my thoughts down. Writing things down helps free you from anything that might be lingering on your mind, otherwise your thoughts just build up like a horrible diarrhea episode and it keeps you awake all night. Sorry, that …

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Would You Rather…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Let’s play the Would You Rather game. You know, that one where you are given two really crappy scenarios and you are forced to rationalize one horrible choice over the other? Let me put it this way, I would rather get poo’d on by a flock of seagulls after they’ve scavenged the beach than sit …

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Postpartum Shoe Depression/If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

Postpartum Shoe Depression…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


If postpartum shoe depression was a real clinical diagnosis, then I most certainly have it. When I was pregnant my husband bought me a sexy pair of shoes at Christmas time and I was ecstatic. I am a woman so of course I love ridiculously uncomfortable shoes as long as they look good when I wear …

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