If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

When shit gets real you need to talk about it!

Massage Therapy

I am a woman who does not relax, like, ever. Having a child has nothing to do with this personality challenge of mine. I’m quite capable of creating enough reasons on my own for me not to sit still, without the aid of my child. Every few weeks I would book a massage with the intention of having an hour …

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Mommy Wars - One Piece Or Two?

Mommy wars. Somehow I managed to make it almost three years without falling victim to any noticeably detectable displays of criticism towards what I do with my kid. I consider myself to be a fairly non judgmental person, and avoid most forms of conflict at all cost. Generally speaking, I don’t give a shit what other moms and dads do …

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Shop-Til-You-Drop

Grocery shopping day. A day better known in our home as the day we finally cave in to the fact that the only food left in the house is the stuff most likely to survive a nuclear holocaust. Pickles, canned tomatoes and taco seasoning packets. You might think twice about your shopping habits after you scan your cabinets and …

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#I Can't Even

I Just Can’t Even…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


According to the trusted Urban Dictionary (my go to resource for swiftly bringing me up to speed when I’m teetering uncool language territory), the phrase “I can’t even” is socially accepted as a stand alone sentence. If looking to add a bit of drama to that sentence, one might say they literally can’t even. I think if we were …

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Things That Make Me Angry

There will always be the obvious. Those things that make you angry in parenthood, like lack of sleep and the difficult mood swings that seem to overcome our children on a far more frequent basis than any sane person would ever sign up for. The fact that our happy morning is capable of taking a U-turn to hell …

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