If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

When shit gets real you need to talk about it!

Massage Therapy

I am a woman who does not relax, like, ever. Having a child has nothing to do with this personality challenge of mine. I’m quite capable of creating enough reasons on my own for me not to sit still, without the aid of my child. Every few weeks I would book a massage with the intention of having an hour …

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Crazy Going Slowly Am I…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Consider yourself warned. There is a wee bit of crazy lurking in every woman’s mind. It’s usually only dished out in moderate doses over the course of a monthly cycle, allowing it to remain somewhat undetectable by most people. I say most because you can’t hide crazy from your spouse or significant other for very …

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Shop-Til-You-Drop

Grocery shopping day. A day better known in our home as the day we finally cave in to the fact that the only food left in the house is the stuff most likely to survive a nuclear holocaust. Pickles, canned tomatoes and taco seasoning packets. You might think twice about your shopping habits after you scan your cabinets and …

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I decided my blog should have a menstrual cycle and once a month I will write something a little more serious, maybe emotional and possibly full of irrational anger. I’ll keep you guessing which mood I’m in like some good old-fashioned PMS. When you become a parent (especially the first time around) every mistake you …

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