If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

When shit gets real you need to talk about it!

Moving Sucks-Real Estate-If Traffic Had a Face I Would Punch It

Bring on the complex bullshit that is the sale and purchase of your second home accompanied by a toddler. No really, this is fun. I took a two-week break from blogging because I’ve been maxing out my quota of personal time allotted per day due to the decision to sell our home and find a …

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Shower Hair Loss

I think I am going to start an Etsy shop selling collectibles made entirely out of hair. Specifically, the clumps of hair that have been abandoning my head since the birth of my daughter. There seems to be an endless supply of it, because I am not bald yet. So, all things considered, this could deem very profitable for …

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moms do gross things if traffic had a face i would punch it

Moms Are Gross, Period.

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


No, despite what you are thinking, this isn’t an entire post dedicated to your mom’s disgusting “Aunt Flo”. This is my sequel to Kids Are Gross, Period. You see, there’s a tendency to deflect a lot of the attention away from yourself and onto the gross things your kids do. Have you ever really stopped to …

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Co-Sleeping-No Mommy I Will Not Sleep in My Bed-If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

These days I value sleep more than any other past time made available to me. My big dream in life is to simply be able to dream whenever I feel like it. I seldom get to do that. Caffeine only goes so far when it comes to sleep deprivation, so you really need to do whatever it takes …

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Holding Hands-The Drop Off-If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

The Drop Off…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Daycare drop off really puts me through the wringer sometimes. Our mornings go something like this…   The Drop Off We pull into the driveway I unstrap you from your seat I see that once again you took the shoes off of your feet But I don’t mind, now I can spend just a few …

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