If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

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Moving Sucks-Real Estate-If Traffic Had a Face I Would Punch It

Bring on the complex bullshit that is the sale and purchase of your second home accompanied by a toddler. No really, this is fun. I took a two-week break from blogging because I’ve been maxing out my quota of personal time allotted per day due to the decision to sell our home and find a …

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Holding Hands-The Drop Off-If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

The Drop Off…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Daycare drop off really puts me through the wringer sometimes. Our mornings go something like this…   The Drop Off We pull into the driveway I unstrap you from your seat I see that once again you took the shoes off of your feet But I don’t mind, now I can spend just a few …

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I decided my blog should have a menstrual cycle and once a month I will write something a little more serious, maybe emotional and possibly full of irrational anger. I’ll keep you guessing which mood I’m in like some good old-fashioned PMS. When you become a parent (especially the first time around) every mistake you …

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Work, Kids and Guilt…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


It seems that as much as you believe in the decision you’ve made to maintain your career after having kids, you will never escape the guilt that goes along with that decision. It’s an unnatural feeling for any mother to be separated from her child, and everyone always talks about how important it is to …

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Kids Are Gross, Period.

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


I know, I know. It’s been talked about a thousand times before, kids are gross. But until you live it, you really do not know the struggle. Keeping your kid looking even remotely presentable throughout the course of any day is like trying to defy the laws of gravity. It’s another force of nature that you just can’t stop. …

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