If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

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National Sibling Day

True story. The day our parents sat my older sister and I down to share what they considered exciting news (a baby sister), I was more concerned with why the hell I wasn’t receiving a pack of gum. It was a resounding statement (that I am reminded of to this day) and it shat from …

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Moving Sucks-Real Estate-If Traffic Had a Face I Would Punch It

Bring on the complex bullshit that is the sale and purchase of your second home accompanied by a toddler. No really, this is fun. I took a two-week break from blogging because I’ve been maxing out my quota of personal time allotted per day due to the decision to sell our home and find a …

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Unsolicited Advice- If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

It Takes A Village…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Nothing will welcome more unsolicited advice into your life than a child of your own. Even before it is born people around you and complete strangers are compelled to tell you some profound and worldly, never before used tips that they believe will change your life for the better. Have you ever noticed that most of the time …

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Baby names. A phenomenon I will never understand. For some reason picking the name of your child is one the most difficult decisions you will need to make in your adult life. It’s the one decision that is completely under your control and (unless you are the artist formerly known as Prince) once it’s chosen there’s no turning back. …

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Work, Kids and Guilt…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


It seems that as much as you believe in the decision you’ve made to maintain your career after having kids, you will never escape the guilt that goes along with that decision. It’s an unnatural feeling for any mother to be separated from her child, and everyone always talks about how important it is to …

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