If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

When shit gets real you need to talk about it!

National Sibling Day

True story. The day our parents sat my older sister and I down to share what they considered exciting news (a baby sister), I was more concerned with why the hell I wasn’t receiving a pack of gum. It was a resounding statement (that I am reminded of to this day) and it shat from …

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An Open Letter to the Friends and Family I Hardly Get to See: Hey you…remember me? I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t. I have a hard time remembering who I am and who I used to be most days too. But then I’m quickly reacquainted with myself when I hear my new name for the millionth …

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Unsolicited Advice- If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

It Takes A Village…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Nothing will welcome more unsolicited advice into your life than a child of your own. Even before it is born people around you and complete strangers are compelled to tell you some profound and worldly, never before used tips that they believe will change your life for the better. Have you ever noticed that most of the time …

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I decided my blog should have a menstrual cycle and once a month I will write something a little more serious, maybe emotional and possibly full of irrational anger. I’ll keep you guessing which mood I’m in like some good old-fashioned PMS. When you become a parent (especially the first time around) every mistake you …

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Would You Rather…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Let’s play the Would You Rather game. You know, that one where you are given two really crappy scenarios and you are forced to rationalize one horrible choice over the other? Let me put it this way, I would rather get poo’d on by a flock of seagulls after they’ve scavenged the beach than sit …

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