If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

When shit gets real you need to talk about it!

Mommy Wars - One Piece Or Two?

Mommy wars. Somehow I managed to make it almost three years without falling victim to any noticeably detectable displays of criticism towards what I do with my kid. I consider myself to be a fairly non judgmental person, and avoid most forms of conflict at all cost. Generally speaking, I don’t give a shit what other moms and dads do …

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International Puppy Day

Today is “National Puppy Day”.  Sadly, I do not have a puppy. That’s ok though because what I do have is a toddler. A toddler is nothing more than a sophisticated house pet that happens to walk on two legs instead of four. Who knew all my previous years of dog ownership were just hard-core training for …

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Things That Make Me Angry

There will always be the obvious. Those things that make you angry in parenthood, like lack of sleep and the difficult mood swings that seem to overcome our children on a far more frequent basis than any sane person would ever sign up for. The fact that our happy morning is capable of taking a U-turn to hell …

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An Open Letter to the Friends and Family I Hardly Get to See: Hey you…remember me? I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t. I have a hard time remembering who I am and who I used to be most days too. But then I’m quickly reacquainted with myself when I hear my new name for the millionth …

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moms do gross things if traffic had a face i would punch it

Moms Are Gross, Period.

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


No, despite what you are thinking, this isn’t an entire post dedicated to your mom’s disgusting “Aunt Flo”. This is my sequel to Kids Are Gross, Period. You see, there’s a tendency to deflect a lot of the attention away from yourself and onto the gross things your kids do. Have you ever really stopped to …

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