If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

When shit gets real you need to talk about it!

Moving Sucks-Real Estate-If Traffic Had a Face I Would Punch It

Bring on the complex bullshit that is the sale and purchase of your second home accompanied by a toddler. No really, this is fun. I took a two-week break from blogging because I’ve been maxing out my quota of personal time allotted per day due to the decision to sell our home and find a …

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Co-Sleeping-No Mommy I Will Not Sleep in My Bed-If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

These days I value sleep more than any other past time made available to me. My big dream in life is to simply be able to dream whenever I feel like it. I seldom get to do that. Caffeine only goes so far when it comes to sleep deprivation, so you really need to do whatever it takes …

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Anniversary-If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

Cue the sexy music because tonight I’m celebrating my Blogiversary. I decided a month ago that it was a good idea to start writing my thoughts down. Writing things down helps free you from anything that might be lingering on your mind, otherwise your thoughts just build up like a horrible diarrhea episode and it keeps you awake all night. Sorry, that …

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Baby names. A phenomenon I will never understand. For some reason picking the name of your child is one the most difficult decisions you will need to make in your adult life. It’s the one decision that is completely under your control and (unless you are the artist formerly known as Prince) once it’s chosen there’s no turning back. …

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