If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

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Crazy Going Slowly Am I…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Consider yourself warned. There is a wee bit of crazy lurking in every woman’s mind. It’s usually only dished out in moderate doses over the course of a monthly cycle, allowing it to remain somewhat undetectable by most people. I say most because you can’t hide crazy from your spouse or significant other for very …

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Shower Hair Loss

I think I am going to start an Etsy shop selling collectibles made entirely out of hair. Specifically, the clumps of hair that have been abandoning my head since the birth of my daughter. There seems to be an endless supply of it, because I am not bald yet. So, all things considered, this could deem very profitable for …

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Postpartum Shoe Depression/If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

Postpartum Shoe Depression…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


If postpartum shoe depression was a real clinical diagnosis, then I most certainly have it. When I was pregnant my husband bought me a sexy pair of shoes at Christmas time and I was ecstatic. I am a woman so of course I love ridiculously uncomfortable shoes as long as they look good when I wear …

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