If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

When shit gets real you need to talk about it!

#I Can't Even

I Just Can’t Even…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


According to the trusted Urban Dictionary (my go to resource for swiftly bringing me up to speed when I’m teetering uncool language territory), the phrase “I can’t even” is socially accepted as a stand alone sentence. If looking to add a bit of drama to that sentence, one might say they literally can’t even. I think if we were …

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moms do gross things if traffic had a face i would punch it

Moms Are Gross, Period.

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


No, despite what you are thinking, this isn’t an entire post dedicated to your mom’s disgusting “Aunt Flo”. This is my sequel to Kids Are Gross, Period. You see, there’s a tendency to deflect a lot of the attention away from yourself and onto the gross things your kids do. Have you ever really stopped to …

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