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National Sibling Day

True story. The day our parents sat my older sister and I down to share what they considered exciting news (a baby sister), I was more concerned with why the hell I wasn’t receiving a pack of gum. It was a resounding statement (that I am reminded of to this day) and it shat from …

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In what crazy bizarro world did I think choosing a hobby that involved sitting down to organize my thoughts without interruption would be a good idea? Sitting down? Organization? Who are you? It’s like I don’t even know you anymore. These two words are but a small memory now, no longer in a mom’s vocabulary. I …

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  If you were trying out for one of those major talent shows like AGT or American Idol, wouldn’t it scare the shit out of you if you found out the judges were going to be a panel of toddlers? I’m serious…think about this for a minute. They have no filter. There is nothing politically …

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