If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

When shit gets real you need to talk about it!

International Puppy Day

Today is “National Puppy Day”.  Sadly, I do not have a puppy. That’s ok though because what I do have is a toddler. A toddler is nothing more than a sophisticated house pet that happens to walk on two legs instead of four. Who knew all my previous years of dog ownership were just hard-core training for …

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Postpartum Shoe Depression/If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

Postpartum Shoe Depression…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


If postpartum shoe depression was a real clinical diagnosis, then I most certainly have it. When I was pregnant my husband bought me a sexy pair of shoes at Christmas time and I was ecstatic. I am a woman so of course I love ridiculously uncomfortable shoes as long as they look good when I wear …

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Your parents would say this to you as a child and you probably rolled your eyes in disbelief. “This is why we can’t have nice things” was the headline of your childhood and you were the poster child. Well wouldn’t you know it, karma really is a bitch. It turns out they were very accurate in this …

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Kids Are Gross, Period.

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


I know, I know. It’s been talked about a thousand times before, kids are gross. But until you live it, you really do not know the struggle. Keeping your kid looking even remotely presentable throughout the course of any day is like trying to defy the laws of gravity. It’s another force of nature that you just can’t stop. …

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