If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

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If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


On second thought, maybe…don’t? The Toddler: Tiny Overbearing Diaper Dictator Lacking Emotional Regulation Here’s where all that unconditional love stuff really proves it’s point. Yes, it is the dawning of the age of independence. The independent toddler who fills your heart with so much love they feel the need to try to (unsuccessfully) stomp some of it out every now and then. …

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Moving Sucks-Real Estate-If Traffic Had a Face I Would Punch It

Bring on the complex bullshit that is the sale and purchase of your second home accompanied by a toddler. No really, this is fun. I took a two-week break from blogging because I’ve been maxing out my quota of personal time allotted per day due to the decision to sell our home and find a …

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moms do gross things if traffic had a face i would punch it

Moms Are Gross, Period.

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


No, despite what you are thinking, this isn’t an entire post dedicated to your mom’s disgusting “Aunt Flo”. This is my sequel to Kids Are Gross, Period. You see, there’s a tendency to deflect a lot of the attention away from yourself and onto the gross things your kids do. Have you ever really stopped to …

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In what crazy bizarro world did I think choosing a hobby that involved sitting down to organize my thoughts without interruption would be a good idea? Sitting down? Organization? Who are you? It’s like I don’t even know you anymore. These two words are but a small memory now, no longer in a mom’s vocabulary. I …

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Co-Sleeping-No Mommy I Will Not Sleep in My Bed-If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

These days I value sleep more than any other past time made available to me. My big dream in life is to simply be able to dream whenever I feel like it. I seldom get to do that. Caffeine only goes so far when it comes to sleep deprivation, so you really need to do whatever it takes …

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