If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

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Moving Sucks-Real Estate-If Traffic Had a Face I Would Punch It

Bring on the complex bullshit that is the sale and purchase of your second home accompanied by a toddler. No really, this is fun. I took a two-week break from blogging because I’ve been maxing out my quota of personal time allotted per day due to the decision to sell our home and find a …

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I decided my blog should have a menstrual cycle and once a month I will write something a little more serious, maybe emotional and possibly full of irrational anger. I’ll keep you guessing which mood I’m in like some good old-fashioned PMS. When you become a parent (especially the first time around) every mistake you …

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Would You Rather…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Let’s play the Would You Rather game. You know, that one where you are given two really crappy scenarios and you are forced to rationalize one horrible choice over the other? Let me put it this way, I would rather get poo’d on by a flock of seagulls after they’ve scavenged the beach than sit …

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If you didn’t have a caffeine addiction before kids, you will most definitely develop one after.Β I swear to god my daughterΒ is the direct product of my caffeine addiction. It’s as though all the remnants of every caffeinated drink I ever consumed in my lifetime formed a coalition inside by body and hijacked my husbands sperm …

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