If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

When shit gets real you need to talk about it!

Massage Therapy

I am a woman who does not relax, like, ever. Having a child has nothing to do with this personality challenge of mine. I’m quite capable of creating enough reasons on my own for me not to sit still, without the aid of my child. Every few weeks I would book a massage with the intention of having an hour …

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Shower Hair Loss

I think I am going to start an Etsy shop selling collectibles made entirely out of hair. Specifically, the clumps of hair that have been abandoning my head since the birth of my daughter. There seems to be an endless supply of it, because I am not bald yet. So, all things considered, this could deem very profitable for …

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An Open Letter to the Friends and Family I Hardly Get to See: Hey you…remember me? I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t. I have a hard time remembering who I am and who I used to be most days too. But then I’m quickly reacquainted with myself when I hear my new name for the millionth …

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moms do gross things if traffic had a face i would punch it

Moms Are Gross, Period.

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


No, despite what you are thinking, this isn’t an entire post dedicated to your mom’s disgusting “Aunt Flo”. This is my sequel to Kids Are Gross, Period. You see, there’s a tendency to deflect a lot of the attention away from yourself and onto the gross things your kids do. Have you ever really stopped to …

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Co-Sleeping-No Mommy I Will Not Sleep in My Bed-If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

These days I value sleep more than any other past time made available to me. My big dream in life is to simply be able to dream whenever I feel like it. I seldom get to do that. Caffeine only goes so far when it comes to sleep deprivation, so you really need to do whatever it takes …

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