If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

When shit gets real you need to talk about it!

Holding Hands-The Drop Off-If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

The Drop Off…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Daycare drop off really puts me through the wringer sometimes. Our mornings go something like this…   The Drop Off We pull into the driveway I unstrap you from your seat I see that once again you took the shoes off of your feet But I don’t mind, now I can spend just a few …

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Unsolicited Advice- If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

It Takes A Village…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Nothing will welcome more unsolicited advice into your life than a child of your own. Even before it is born people around you and complete strangers are compelled to tell you some profound and worldly, never before used tips that they believe will change your life for the better. Have you ever noticed that most of the time …

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Anniversary-If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It

Cue the sexy music because tonight I’m celebrating my Blogiversary. I decided a month ago that it was a good idea to start writing my thoughts down. Writing things down helps free you from anything that might be lingering on your mind, otherwise your thoughts just build up like a horrible diarrhea episode and it keeps you awake all night. Sorry, that …

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I decided my blog should have a menstrual cycle and once a month I will write something a little more serious, maybe emotional and possibly full of irrational anger. I’ll keep you guessing which mood I’m in like some good old-fashioned PMS. When you become a parent (especially the first time around) every mistake you …

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Would You Rather…

If Traffic Had A Face I Would Punch It


Let’s play the Would You Rather game. You know, that one where you are given two really crappy scenarios and you are forced to rationalize one horrible choice over the other? Let me put it this way, I would rather get poo’d on by a flock of seagulls after they’ve scavenged the beach than sit …

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